There was a beauty contest in the back yard after dinner and each contestant was asked for a statement.
Gus began. “I know I’m a guy in a beauty contest but I’m both liberated enough not to feel threatened and beautiful enough to win the whole thing.” 😍
Maggie was next. “Beauty is freedom. Watch how high I can jump!” 😇
Eleanor was last. “I am both a classical beauty and the brains of this operation, and I’ve already fixed this contest and eaten the cookies.” 😁
